You can learn a lot about someone from the type of beer they drink (is the way that most of these articles start). So what does your favorite beer style say about you?
IPAs and Double IPAs
You like IPAs. And maybe Double IPAs. Possibly even the occasional Session IPA.
You like pale ales.
Stouts or Porters
You like stouts. Or maybe porters. Or maybe both!
You like sour beers. Or you’re trying to stay up with the trends, but since I don’t know you I’ll assume you just like sour beers.
You like hefeweizens. You might also like fruit in your beer, but you might not. You should eat it anyway though, because you’re probably not getting enough Vitamin C.
Some other type of beer not listed here.
Look, man, I don’t care what you drink. In fact, I don’t even judge you for what you drink (unless it’s Heineken, because fuck that shit). And really this post has no reason to exist, much like it’s several billion click-baity predecessors. Instead of reading crap like this, maybe – I don’t know – go have a brown ale, or a bock, or an Oktoberfest, or an amber ale, or shit even…
Macro-Brewed Light Lager
You don’t give a fuck, and I respect that.